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• Dr. Zoidberg: "A successor to the professor?
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, home-owner!
• Fry: I want to see the edge of the universe. Amy
  Ooh, that sounds cool. Zoidberg: It's funny. You live in the universe by you never do these things 'til someone comes to visit....
• Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me.
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw." Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass.
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Okay, so you're nonchalant, stop rubbing our noses in it.
• If lifes funny , then why aren't I laughing!
• Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
  Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin!...