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• Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Professor: Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry's worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
  Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like....
• Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
  Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....