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This Is The Kind Of Castle King Arthur Would Have Lived In...
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"This is the kind of castle King Arthur would have lived in... if he were a
fiddler crab." -Fry
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Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt.
Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject Sir Lancelot....
A king's castle is his home.
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. -- Jonathan Swif
He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. -- Jonathon Swif