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  [flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...
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  When I sleep I toss and turn, and when I woke up I thought I saw a naked sky diver coming at me ....
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win. Home
  When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked it up somewhere. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
  I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
• Edna: OK, kids, open your books to page sixty -- [a phone ring
  Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket] Ba...
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?
  Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of quantum nutrino fields....