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Bender: I Believe That Qualifies As Ill. At Least From A Technical Standpoint.
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Bender: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical
standpoint.
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Man is forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
He acts against God's command ... From the standpoint of the Church, which represents authority, this is essentially sin....
Moderation in all things' is ill-considered advice.
Rather, one should say, 'Moderation in most things,' since many areas of human concern require or at least profit from intense focus....
Bender: I get a good vibe from this place. Nice long dinner table, quiet well-behaved spiders, graveyards adjacent.
......
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.
-- Barbara Grizzuti Harriso...
Bender: I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much.
You even love anybody pretending to be him! Angleyne...
Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
I told you I was ill. -- Written on grave