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• I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison.
  Leela "You really are too picky." -Bende...
• Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
  Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• Leela: Bender's flying too low! And he's upside-down!
  Protestor: He must be talking on a cell-phone....
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Bender: He's a witch!
• Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?