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  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
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  Replied the instructor, "Do you want that in light years?...
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  Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....
• When asked why he parted with his wife, Caesar replied, "I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Caesa...
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  God replied, "A penny." Then the man asked, "And, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million years mean to you?...
• She asked me if I loved her still. "Yes," I replied. "I've never had you any other way.
• Anything else, sir?" asked the attentive bellhop, trying his best to make the lady and gentleman comfortable in their penthouse suite in the posh hotel.
  "No. No, thank you," replied the gentleman. "Anything for your wife, sir?...
• Seems George was playing his usual eighteen holes on Saturday afternoon.
  Teeing off from the 17th, he sliced into the rough over near the edge of the fairway....