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• ... Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous To Your Health
• The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional to the number of the non-smokers in the vicinity.
  -- Raj K. Dhawa...
• How many city planners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead....
• After many years of study, scientists have determined that dogs bark just for the hell of it.
  -- Smithsonia...
• From a letter to the editor of a city newspaper. "One recent research study has indicated that many adolescents need more sleep than they are getting
  and another study has shown that many high school students in our city are actually dissatisfied with their own academic performance....
• Why do smokers think they have the right to litter the world with cigarette butts?
• lue of a human being is determined by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from self.
  -- Albert Einstei...
• The true value of a human being is determined by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from self.
  -- Albert Einstei...
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