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  Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist....
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• If worms were dogs the ground would bark.
• Unidentified Scientist: "After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant.
  Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist....
• Guard: They're gone! Hapablap: Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane!
  The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a platter....
• It is known that in recent years, industrial pollution has caused the Earth's ozone layer to thin, allowing an increase in the amount of ultraviolet radiation that reaches the Earth's surface.
  At the same time, scientists have discovered, the population of a species of salamander that lays its eggs in mountain lakes has declined....
• Sometimes you just have to say "What the hell".
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  Many people therefore believe that a diet rich in dairy products can help prevent osteoporosis, a disease in which the bones weaken significantly with age and that is linked to both environmental and genetic factors....