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• Jasper: What's eatin' you, Abe? For three weeks all you've been talking about is meeting Matlock.
  Now you've met him, swiped his pills -- [reads label] "Take one every hour to prevent spastic heart convulsions" -- [An ambulance drives by with its siren blaring...
• Hibbert: Er, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine.
  You know, health care for the aging is an important priority in this -- Abe...
• Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
  I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving....
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. -- Grampa Simpson, "Whacking Day
• If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other.
  But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it....
• Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants.
  [people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it for us?...
• Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson? Ba
  I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation....
• he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
  [Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...