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• Bug, n.: An aspect of a computer program which exists because the programmer was thinking about Jumbo Jacks or stock options when s/he wrote the program.
  Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed. -- Ray Simard...
• Feature: a desirable attribute of a program. Bug: an undesireable attribute of a program to be fixed in the near future.
  Beature: an undesireable attribute of a program which will not be fixed no matter how hard you beg....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• I did it! I found the program's last bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug
• Quote #24 As an appointed member of the three man committee on the long range future of COBOL
  which committee was never disbanded, so I assume it still exists and which also never met, I have a few comments....
• Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
  -- Ray Simard...