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Bug - When Your Computer Tells You 2+2=TUESDAY You Have A Bug.
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Bug - when your computer tells you 2+2=TUESDAY you have a bug. See Feature.
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1. After designing a routine to go around a bug, the system will be revised and the bug removed, leaving you with a useless routine.
2. Efforts in improving a computers user friendliness often ends up improving ones computer literacy 3....
feature n. 1. [common] A good property or behavior (as of a program).
Whether it was intended or not is immaterial. 2....
bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature. -- T. John Wendel
1) A chocolate covered mouse. 2) A computer without a keyboard.
3) No bug report at all. -- Things more useful than an undocumented bug repo...
That's not a bug, that's a feature! The canonical first parry in a debate about a purported bug.
The complainant, if unconvinced, is likely to retort that the bug is then at best a misfeature....
__ , Have you . -U o\__ ' bitten | ________./ a BUG ||_ ||_ today?
It's not a bug, it's not a feature, it's an ENHANCEMENT.
That's not a bug! it's an undocumented feature!