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Have courage Pete, It could be worse.
Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....
A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news....
It could be worse -- it could be raining.
I have no mouth, and I must burp.
The only thing have to burp is beer itself.
Why fart and waste it when you could burp and taste it?
Enjoy life; you could have been a barnacle.
It could have happened. John Tower could have been the Defense Sec.
and a girl named Dixie could have been named to the Joint Chiefs of Staff....