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• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.
  Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have some....
• < Bishop says "I'm afraid I have some bad news." > "Well that's a switch." -- Hudson, "Alie
• Doctor, doctor, gimme the news. I've got a bad case of loving you.
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
  The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
• A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
  ..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....
• Harry constantly irritated his friends with his eternal optimism.
  No matter how bad the situation, he would always say, "Well, it could have been worse....
• Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!