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• I went over to my friend, he was eatin' a pickle. I said "Hi, what's happenin'?
  He said "Nothin'." Try to sing this song with that kind of enthusiasm...
• Kid -- Have you rehabilitated yourself? -- Arlo Guthrie
• You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. -- Arlo Guthrie
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• You can't always do what you're supposed to do. -- Arlo Guthrie
• My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....
• What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....
• I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my motorcycle.
  And I don't want to die, I just want to ride on my motorcycle. -- Arlo Guthrie...