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• Drew's Law of Professional Practice: The client who pays you the least complains the most.
• A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
• CONSULTANT: (1) Someone you pay to take the watch off your wrist and tell you what time it is.
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• Basis for appeal: My client has $500 left.
• Worf: "Objection! My client's political views on *not* on trial!
  Chang: "On the contrary! Captain Kirk's views and motives are indeed....