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• Honey, I blew up the computer!
• I am the terror that sits up late at night...
• Honey, it's just a machine, now put the axe away.
• Grandma: [voice over] We'd met the enemy and it was Montgomery Burns.
  Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop his war machine!...
• Overheard: No, honey, I don't want to learn how to run the washing machine.
  I'm sorry I learned how to run the dishwasher. -- Andrew Maso...
• They sent for me to come down to Washington in an airplane .
  .. Sure enough, no sooner I got on the plane they strapped me down....
• I came in late, but don't worry. I'll leave early to make up for it.
• Honest honey, I was at the office!
• Honey, I Formatted the Kid!