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  He considered this for a moment and then replied, "I think so....
• A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
• How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid to let her touch you?
  I saw you. You were afraid of her." "I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat replied without rancor....
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
  They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one night....
• A rude young man slapped a woman's bottom in a busy street.
  As she turned around, he grinned broadly. "Ooops, sorry about that," he laughed, "I thought you were my mother....
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....