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A Rude Young Man Slapped A Woman's Bottom In A Busy Street.
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A rude young man slapped a woman's bottom in a busy street. As
she turned around, he grinned broadly. "Ooops, sorry about that," he
laughed, "I thought you were my mother." "Impossible," she replied,
"I'm married."
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