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But Wait, There's More! If You Order By Midnight Tonight, We'll Throw In A Matching Set Of Steak Knives Absolutely Free!
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But wait, there's more! If you order by midnight tonight,
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... Now how much would you pay?
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In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH!
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Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy? -- Zippy the Pinhead
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