In Japan, The Hand Can Be Used Like A Knife.

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In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH!
Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method doesn't work
with a telephone call... (Dial tone.) Introducing the all-new
Ginsu answering machine! It cuts, it chops, it slices, it dices
your incoming calls! How much would you pay? Don't answer,
because if you leave your name and number when you hear the
tone, we'll throw in a return phone call ABSOLUTELY FREE!
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller

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