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A Coward Is A Hero With A Wife, Kids, And A Mortgage. -- Marvin Kitma
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman
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I'm a hero with coward's legs.
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitma
It is inconceivable that three competing networks, working independently in complete secrecy, could produce by accident twenty-six new series so similar in quality.
-- Marvin Kitma...
The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero uses his fear, projects it onto his opponent, while the coward runs.
It's the same thing, fear, but it's what you do with it that matters....
COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.
Once upon a time, people lived happily ever after. Now people live happily ever after, too
after the kids are out of the house and through college...