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• Ada - A WAC colonel built like an amazon. She is always setting strict rules, but if you follow them, she keeps her temper.
  She is quite talkative, always spouting army regulations, and using obscure military talk....
• FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes.
  During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around....
• Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal's daughter.
  Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot....
• LOGO - A grade-school art teacher. She is just the kind of teacher that you wish you had when you were young.
  She is shapely and patient, but not an interesting conversationalist....
• COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored.
  She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really complicated jobs....
• Pascal - A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60's younger sister.
  Like her sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy....
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• BASIC - The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them.
  She teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because it is their) first experience....