FORTRAN - Your Grey-haired Grandmother. People Make Fun Of Her Just Because She Is Old, But If You Take The Time To Listen, You Can Learn From Her Experiences And Her Mistakes.

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FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because
she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her
experiences and her mistakes. During her lifetime she has acquired many
useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger
women can match, so be thankful she is still around. She has a notoriously
bad temper and when angered will start yelling and throwing dishes. It was
mostly her bad temper that made grandad search for another wife.
-- Daniel J. Salomon

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