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Calif: Burn and Shake, add Water and Slide.
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Never join a religion that has a water slide.
Instant swimmer. Just add water.
Give me water, and I'll burn it up.
Instant water just add er.. um.. ??!!
Just add water, and Mr. Tea does the rest! -- Fr. Guido Sarducci
Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...
To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura bitters.
Shake. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail....
Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
-- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh