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• Most things are better eaten than forgotten.
• Better keep peace than make peace.
• I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life. What I need now is the Great Alka-Seltzer of Life.
• A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• You won't find out later that your cucumber (a) is married, (b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• A, B, ... (Long time, no C)
• Better to have bread and an onion with peace than stuffed fowl with strife. -- Arab proverb
• Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous. -- George Bernard Shaw
• An unjust peace is better than a just war.
  -- Marcus Tullius Cicero "Epistola ad Atticum" (106-43 BCE)...