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You Won't Find Out Later That Your Cucumber (a) Is Married, (b) Is On Penicillin, (c) Likes You -- But Loves Your Brother!
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You won't find out later that your cucumber
(a) is married,
(b) is on penicillin,
(c) likes you -- but loves your brother!
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
Related:
Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
(2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves....
You always know where your cucumber has been. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...