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Can you help me? Are you for my brain...oh, yeah!
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You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
Director: I know how you feel, Mr. Simpson. I myself have spent years searching for &l
my> long-lost twin brother. Homer: Yeah yeah yeah....
Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty-boy.
[aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain....
Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
None of you would help me when I baked my bread, now all of you would help me eat it.
I can see that you are very well fed, which indicates that you don't need it. Enough said....