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Can't You Just Gesture Hypnotically And Make Him Disappear?
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Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?
It does not work that way. RUN!
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in Johnny Quest
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You shouldn't make my toaster angry. -- Household security explained in Johnny Que
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Windows is great if you can make it work.
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chomp vi. 1. To lose; specifically, to chew on something of which more was bitten off than one can.
Probably related to gnashing of teeth. 2. To bite the bag...
chomp: vi. To {lose}; specifically, to chew on something of which more was bitten off than one can.
Probably related to gnashing of teeth. See {bagbiter}....
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Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings....