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• I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
• Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
  Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this maniac?...
• Kirk: "Everybody remember where we parked!" -- "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390.
• I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
• I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
• Double!
• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• he privileged being which we call human is distinguished from other animals only by certain double-edged manifestations which in charity we can only call "inhuman.
  -- Raphael Aloysius Lafferty...