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None Of You Would Help Me When I Baked My Bread, Now All Of You Would Help Me Eat It.
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None of you would help me when I baked my bread, now all of you
would help me eat it. I can see that you are very well fed,
which indicates that you don't need it. Enough said.
Related:
Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....
I was in the store the other day and a salesperson came up to me and said, "Can I help you?
I said, "Yea, give me what I need." She said, "I don't know what you need" I said, "You started it....
You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
Ned: I just attacked all my friends and neighbors just for trying to help me.
I'd like to commit myself. Nurse: Very well. Shall I show you to your room, or would you prefer to be dragged off kicking and screaming?...
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
Can you help me? Are you for my brain...oh, yeah!
Homer: I've never reached to you before but my wife is in her hour of need.
Your help could make all the difference in the world....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
You are strong enough to admit that you need help.