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You forgot to read your fortune cookie... It says... you're shit out of luck.
-- Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in THE DEAD POOL
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Now, I know you're probably asking yourself "Did he fire six shots, or just five?
Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself....
A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry
Dirty Harry Do you feel lucky? --Clind Eastwood
A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Dirty Harry [Clint Eastwood] in "Magnum Force", 197
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. -- Clint Eastwood
Can you remember your first fortune cookie?
You hear the fortune cookie's hissing!
SOL: Shit Out of Luck