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Captain, How Soon Can We Land?" "I Can't Tell." "You Can Tell Me; I'm A Doctor." -- Airplane!
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"Captain, how soon can we land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me; I'm a doctor."
-- Airplane!
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Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
How can they tell?
You can tell a doctor as far as you can see him, but you can't tell him much.
How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
How can I tell what I think until I see what I say?
And how can I say what I think unless someone asks me?...
Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
-- Doctor Who "Androids of Tara...