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How Can I Tell You I Love You When You're Sitting On My Face?
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How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
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How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.
"Oh, how can you tell?" "Well, last night when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo....
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...
How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
How can I love you if you won't lie down?
See if the man has lipstick on his face. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?
-- Sandra, age 7...
Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure.
I kept my face. -- Barbara Cartland...