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Captain Picard, You Are Now Relieved Of Duty. I Judge You To Be Disabled, Mentally Incapacitated.
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Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty. I judge you to be disabled,
mentally incapacitated...
-- Dr. Crusher, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
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Klingons are so unusual in their reactions, aren't they?
-- Dr. Crusher to Picard, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3...
Captain, my dear Captain. You owe me something, you do realize that, don't you?
I'm a woman I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a man....
What the devil am I doing here? Sounds like our Captain.
-- Picard and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3...
Captain, can I see you in your ready room. Its a private matter.
No actually its an urgent one. -- Dr. Crusher, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise....
Ensign Crusher, I relieve you. -- Picard, "Booby Trap", stardate 43205.6
Right now I find you extremely, extremely...of course we haven't time for that sort of thing.
What sort of thing? Oh, god would I love to show you....
Indubitably, sir, Indubitably. -- Data to Picard, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3
Guinan: "May I speak to you, Captain?" Riker: "Actually, Guinan, I--" Guina
You know, Picard and I used to talk every now and then when one of us needed to....