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• So you mean I'm drunk. I feel strange, but also good.
  Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement....
• Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Captain Scott.
  Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me 'Scotty'." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Captain, my dear Captain. You owe me something, you do realize that, don't you?
  I'm a woman I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a man....
• Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty. I judge you to be disabled, mentally incapacitated.
  .. -- Dr. Crusher, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3...
• Worf: "Captain...I regret my recent behavior. I assumed an attitude of authority that was.
  ..unwarranted." Picard: "Mister Worf, we're all doing the best we can in a difficult situation....
• Picard: "Thank you, Mister Barclay." Barclay: "You're welcome, Captain.
  Barclay out." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2...
• K'Vada: "It may not be what you're used to on a Starfleet ship.
  Picard: "Quite nice, thank you." Data: "Captain K'Vada, is this the captain's quarters, or my own?...
• Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
  LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
• I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
  Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The Admiral and I were worried about you....