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Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings. -- Oliver Herford
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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
-- Oliver Herford
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Any man who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad. -- W. C. Field
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Climate is a theory. Weather is a condition. -- Oliver Herford
Only the young die good. -- Oliver Herford
A man is known by the silence he keeps. -- Oliver Herford
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