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• CAT (n.): A walking ego with fur.
• condom: n. 1. The protective plastic bag that accompanies 3.
  5-inch microfloppy diskettes. Rarely, also used of (paper) disk envelopes....
• clock 1. n 1. [techspeak] The master oscillator that steps a CPU or other digital circuit through its paces.
  This has nothing to do with the time of day, although the software counter that keeps track of the latter may be derived from the former....
• A cat by any other name is still a scheming little fur ball that craps behind the couch.
• Cat \kat'\ n, Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
• heartbeat: n. 1. The signal emitted by a Level 2 Ethernet transceiver at the end of every packet to show that the collision-detection circuit is still connected.
  2. A periodic synchronization signal used by software or hardware, such as a bus clock or a periodic interrupt....
• heartbeat n. 1. The signal emitted by a Level 2 Ethernet transceiver at the end of every packet to show that the collision-detection circuit is still connected.
  2. A periodic synchronization signal used by software or hardware, such as a bus clock or a periodic interrupt....
• 1) A chocolate covered mouse. 2) A computer without a keyboard.
  3) No bug report at all. -- Things more useful than an undocumented bug repo...
• condom n. 1. The protective plastic bag that accompanies 3.
  5-inch microfloppy diskettes. Rarely, also used of (paper) disk envelopes....