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Cat-o'-nine-tails: Noodle machine accident.
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Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails.
A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails....
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My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
My last cat had nine lives. Slept through eight of them.
The Clinton cat habla espanol! S-O-C-K-S!
Ned: Oh, that's a noodle-scratcher. [starts drawing a few random dots] Maude
[gasps] Cornstarch! Ned: Oh, righty-o! [both laugh] It's good for keepin' down the urges!...
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
-- Mark Twai...
Which part of the chicken is the noodle from?
Snakes don't have tails...snakes ARE tails.