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• Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
  Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise....
• Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
  Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh what happened now?...
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
  Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
• Ned: My name is Ned. All: Hello, Ned! Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
  It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps....
• Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here? Ba
  Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife!...
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....
• Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our hair down and play "Bombardment"?
  Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd...