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• Ross Perot has two neurons separated by a spirochete.
• phase: 1. n. The offset of one's waking-sleeping schedule with respect to the standard 24-hour cycle
  a useful concept among people who often work at night and/or according to no fixed schedule....
• phase 1. n. The offset of one's waking-sleeping schedule with respect to the standard 24-hour cycle
  a useful concept among people who often work at night and/or according to no fixed schedule....
• Wiggum: We're still not close. Boy! This is going to be an all-night brain-buster.
  [rolls chair over to coffee machine] Oh, we're out of coffee!...
• There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of u
• Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people
  and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now....
• Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
• Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your law and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
• When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
  -- Rule of Feline Frustratio...