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Cats Flattened While You Watch. -- Bumpersticke
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Cats flattened while you watch.
-- Bumpersticker
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Honk if you like silence. -- Bumpersticke
Cats polished while you wait. Hot wax costs extra.
Insured by the Mafia. You hit me, we hit you. -- Bumpersticker in NYC
You're so stupid you have to use a bookmark to read a bumpersticker.
Cats are dignified? Ever watch one clean it's privates?
Was his. -- Bumpersticke
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
Shall I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables?
You can watch yourself while you are eating!...