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I'd Like To Sing You A Song Now About My Old Girlfriend.
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I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called, "They'll
Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."
-- Steven Wright
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My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
-- Steven Wrigh...
My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?
' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' -- Steven Wrigh...
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...