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Change Is Inevitable- Except From A Vending Machine. -- Robert C.
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Change is inevitable- except from a vending machine.
-- Robert C. Gallagher
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When you drop change at a vending machine the small change will fall nearby while all other coins will roll out of sight.
-- Rush's Rule of Gravity...
There is a massive, broken vending machine here.
Rush's Rule of Gravity: When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins will roll out of sight.
Above a condom vending machine: For refund insert baby.
It takes someone with the intelligence of a vending machine to argue with one.
The vending machine breaks open, but nothing falls out.
Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
If it doesn't, they don't. Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches, either....
The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely destroy destroy it or something?
The brain can be seen as a complex machine, like a gooey computer. -- Robert C. Solomo