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Channeling Is When Something Invades Your Body And Makes You Talk Funny And Say Strange Things.
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Channeling is when something invades your body and makes you talk funny and
say strange things...which is what happens to most people when they drink
too much.
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Nobody is one block of harmony. We are all afraid of something, or feel limited in something.
We all need somebody to talk to. It would be good if we talked to each other--not just pitter-patter, but real talk....
People are never so ready to believe you as when you say things in dispraise of yourself
and you are never so much annoyed as when they take you at your word....
Brief History Of Linux (#24) Linus Torvalds quotes from his interview in "LinuxNews" (October 1992)
"I doubt Linux will be here to stay, and maybe Hurd is the wave of the future (and maybe not)....
A diagnosis is what happens when the doctor tries to determine the condition of your pocketbook before he makes the determination of how sick to make you.
Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
George was over in England at a tea party, and was offerred a cup of tea by the English butler.
The butler said "Here, we serve three types of tea...
See what happens when you don't eat your broccoli!
Mommy, what happens to your files when you die?