George was over in England at a tea party, and was offerred a
cup of tea by the English butler. The butler said "Here, we serve three
types of tea: ABC tea which is 90% body and 10% aroma; or NBC tea which
is 10% body and 90% aroma, or CBC tea which is 50% body and 50% aroma,
which is what most of the people go for". "Which would you like, sir?".
At this point George stood up and said "We got three kinds of tea in
Newfoundland too, by. There's your farT which is 90% aroma and 10%
body, there's your shiT which is about 10% aroma and 90% body, and then
there's your cunT which is about 50/50, and that's what most of the boys
go for".
