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• Chinese chefs do it gingerly...
• You're in the kitchen.
• Do you sometimes have a kind of Deja Vu ?" "No, but I could ask for it in the kitchen.
  -- from the movie "Groundhog Day...
• It's hard to think of germicidal warfare as an international crime when much of what you do in your kitchen is part of the same war.
• How many people on Get Stuffed -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of whom person 1 then rips it unceremoniously out of its packaging and person 2 starts to do the changing, and the 2 "Mystery Chefs" to interrupt and tell us he's doing it all wrong....
• The Chef is the Boss in This Kitche
• The ideal kitchen-sink novel: Throw in everything but the kitchen sink.
  Then add the kitchen sink. -- Edward Abbey...
• Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
  Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Home...