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• Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
  Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...
• Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
  Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Marge: [weeping] My quilt! Six generations, ruined!
  Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset....
• Marge: [calling out] Bart, what's taking so long? If you're having that problem with your zipper, I can send your father up.
  Homer: Oh, no I'm not. [Bart runs downstairs] Marge...
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• This family's had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we never had knife fights before.
  -- Marge, after the infamous knife scene, "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
• Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
  Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...