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• Achilles' Biological Findings: (1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
  If he looks like a neighbor, that's environment....
• 1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
  If he looks like a neighbor, that's environment. (2) A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first -- the chicken or the egg....
• That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
• He looks like the first husband of a widow.
• Lie: The baby looks just like its father.
• Every man is the architect of his own life. He builds it just the way he wants it.
  However, after he has built what he wants, he sometimes decides that he doesn't like what he has built and looks for someone or something to blame instead of changing himself....
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
• Heredity: Something every Father tends to believe, until his son starts acting like an idiot.