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• Remember who has control of the DEL key!
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
• Microsoft: "Windows NT 4.0 now has the same user-interface as Windows 95" Windows 95
  Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to reboot" Windows NT 4.0: "Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to logi...
• Transfer aborted (again)(ha ha ha ha!!)...
• SMILEY :-) ha ha
• To impeach, type: DEL CLINTON.* DEL RODHAM.*
• Lovejoy: And now, to sing "Amazing Grace", Miss Maggie Simpson.
  Hibbert: Heh heh, she's quite a hellion but she does have an incredible voice....
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....